Jumped into the River

And now the waves they get so high

the annoying skwid

“Go wash the dishes!”

“Go take out the garbage!”

“Go fold the clothes!”

“Go make me coffee!”

“Go do the laundry!”

“Go hang the clothes!”

“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”

(Source: sreezuh, via wowfunniestposts)

before people get to know me: Oh my god you’re so shy…and quiet…it’s adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

(Source: i-aint-bovvered, via shadow66sixxx)